hi! i'm Sandra. i'm 24. and i live in Denmark. i try to draw a little when i got the time for it. but mostly i just read and fangirl a lot. if i had to list all the things i like i'd never be done. be warned: this blog becomes rather random during hiatus.

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Reblogged from dontrainonmyparadex  357 notes
bolt-of-fate:


My winning painting from The Land of stories Fan Art Contest!

"Ezmia’s Entrance" Acrylic, 16x20in

I gave it to Chris at the NYC signing for TLOS3 and he didn’t realize at first I was giving it to him to keep, when he did he had me sign it with his gold sharpie. 
Chris Colfer asked me to sign something for him at his own signing. No I will never believe this actually happened. This was definitely one of the best days of my life.

bolt-of-fate:

My winning painting from The Land of stories Fan Art Contest!

"Ezmia’s Entrance" Acrylic, 16x20in

I gave it to Chris at the NYC signing for TLOS3 and he didn’t realize at first I was giving it to him to keep, when he did he had me sign it with his gold sharpie. 

Chris Colfer asked me to sign something for him at his own signing. No I will never believe this actually happened. This was definitely one of the best days of my life.

iwantthecas:

semiotickitten:

apiratenhisprincess:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.

I need this.


Lol I can see my sister do that

iwantthecas:

semiotickitten:

apiratenhisprincess:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.

I need this.

Lol I can see my sister do that