if it is ur birthday happy birthday and if it isnt happy existing day
- James: (about Darren) he's your husband, isn't he? are you engaged?
- Tyler: we were saving the announcement but you know
- Chris: well isn't it Tyler Exaggeration Oakley
DO NOT MASTURBATE DIRECTLY AFTER CHOPPING JALAPENOS
i feel like theres a story behind this that needs to be told
was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX
doing the do with you know who
he who must not be laid
Summary: It was hard for Kurt to let go of thingsPrompt: “I thought you were done with me.” -Blaine, 5x01 When Kurt presses Blaine again about the above response as to why he cheated, Blaine finally breaks down confessing that he knows he’s easily discardable. No matter how much he gives, no matter how hard he’s tried, he’s never been able to prove he is worth keeping. All eventually tire of him in the end and he assumed Kurt had just reached that point too.
"The people who show the most kindness are the first to be mistreated". It’s not until after Blaine breaks down in tears that Kurt realises he hasn’t been the best fiancé.
Warnings: Neglect, negative self thoughts